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#1
Holmes said to his brother, "Mycroft, all this heroin that Watson administers is
making me terribly constipated." And Mycroft responded, "No shit, Sherlock?"
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#2
What did the Mexican detective say in England?
I'm like Sherlock, holmes.
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#3
Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case...
Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies.
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#4
Holmes: "I say, old bean, is that mud on your
boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock"
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#5
Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons.
Watson asks, "Where did you get so many lemons?" Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
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#6
Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods...
...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, "What the hell is that?", Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
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#7
What do you call Sherlock Holmes when he's constipated?
No shit Sherlock.
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#8
Who's the best detective in Mexico?
Sherlock-Holmes
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#9
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in a greenhouse when Watson says "Is that an
orange bush, Holmes?" Holmes replies, "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson"
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#10
Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise ....
Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?
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#11
"I had the worst Cruise
ever." - Katie Holmes
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#12
If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues?
Using watSonar
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#13
Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock How would you like your school girls today, Mr.
Holmes? -Elementary, my dear Watson.
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#14
What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes?
No Shit Sherlock.
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#15
Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar.
The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
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#16
What do you suppose broke this window Mr.
Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
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#17
What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?
Get off me holmes
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#18
What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?
An Investigator.
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#19
"I knew he was the murderer when I saw him on the dance floor," Holmes said.
"You see, Watson, guilty feet have got no rhythm."
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#20
What up Holmes?
~Watson
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