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Holy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of holy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Me: Time travel Interviewer: what's
your biggest stren- holy shit
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#2
Christian pop music?
You mean holy shit?
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#3
The Middle Ages Queen: Babe come to bed its late.
King: Not until I can come up with a cool name for my soldiers! Queen: k night. King: holy shit you're a genius!
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#4
Facebook: Holy Crap, I know this person.
Twitter: Good Lord, I know this person.
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#5
The Holy Liar A: "I dont trust in god." B: "You're an atheist?
:o" A: "No, i think he's a liar."
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#6
Rihanna was asked; "why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"
She replied: "Beats the hell outta me" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys
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#7
So there are two...
There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, "it's getting hot in here". The other one says.. "Holy shit a talking muffin!"
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#8
ME: nice fanny pack u weirdo KANGAROO: *puts phone
in pouch, pulls out a knife* ME: holy shit
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#9
Two muffins are in an oven One says to the other "Man, it sure is hot in here" The other replies "Holy shit!
A talking muffin!"
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#10
holy shit imagine a crab bringing you
breakfast on a tray like a lil waiter
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#11
Joseph was changing Jesus' diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus' dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, "What's inside?".
Joseph exclaimed "Holy shit!".
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#12
How do you make holy water?
You burn the hell out of it.
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#13
I want this Twitter account to outlive me by 100 years.
I want my grandchildren to read my Tweets and say, "Holy fuck. She was so weird."
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#14
*struggling to get the peanut butter jar that I just
closed open* "HOLY COW, I'M STRONGER THAN MYSELF"
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#15
Why does the Pope only eat munchkins?
Cause they're the holy part of the donut!
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#16
What do you find in the Pope's toilet?
Holy shit!
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#17
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell outta it
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#18
How do you make holy water You stab
it with a knife over and over
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#19
"So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?" "Oh Jesus Christ, holy
shit, tons of it," said the doctor to Martin Shkreli.
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#20
what do you call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT!
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Most Holy Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy Holy Jokes?
Holy Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Holy Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and holy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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holy jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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