What Are Homicide Jokes?
Homicide Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of homicide jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
New York record days without homicide is a lie.
Turns out the guy responsible for updating the homicide-toll has been found dead at his desk with a knife in his back.
#2
Energizer bunny arrested.
Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.
#3
Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount
of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide
#4
My in-laws are visiting...
This is their homicide note.
#5
If Killing someone else is homicide...
... and killing yourself is suicide. Then killing your mother-in-law must be pesticide.
#6
"Well we've been looking for this multiple homicide suspect for 5 minutes.
Time to close the investigation forever." - cops in GTA 5
#7
What do you call spanish suicide squad ?
Homicide hombres
#8
Your Honor the defense rests.
They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide
#9
My entire life is just a test To see whether
I'll commit suicide or homicide first.
#10
Why was 7 arrested for homicide?
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
#11
Hey, John...
Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?
#12
I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how
difficult a homicide would be to clean up.
#13
[first day as homicide detective] Cop: any signs of forced entry?
Me: yeah, a bullet somehow forced its way through his face & into his head
#14
Batman's an example of a guy who took his
parents double homicide and made lemonade
#15
Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong
path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide
#16
1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note.
But of course you are too busy to read it.
#17
A dyslexis boss fired a man today.
The court said it was first degree homicide. (Fired fried)
#18
Vice Presidents and Homicide Detectives have a similar job...
...They both work if someone dies
#19
I order so much Chinese food the delivery guy must think I'm
a middle aged divorced homicide detective in an 80s movie.
#20
I contemplated suicide earlier.
Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub.
Why People Enjoy Homicide Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and homicide jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love homicide jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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