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Honey Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of honey jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty?
Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!
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#2
Wife walked into the bedroom.
"What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?" "No honey, it s not what it looks like."
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#3
It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
& pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read.
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#4
A man asks his wife...
Husband: "Honey, how come you never shout my name when you have an orgasm?" Wife: "Because you're never there."
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#5
"Honey, wouldn't you like to go back to the 60s?" "Of course not!
I like today's technology too much." "But honey I'm talking about kilos you fat cow"
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#6
The Sea A husband says to his wife: " -Honey, you remind me of the
sea..." " -That's really sweet!" " -No, you just make me sick."
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#7
"Honey, why are there broken condoms on the backyard?" And that's when his
wife replied shouting: "I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING THE KIDS THAT!"
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#8
Honey, I have good news,and bad news Which one do you want to hear first?
-Tell me the good news. -You' re gonna become an aunt.
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#9
What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello honey !
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#10
The Wife just accused me of loving Twitter more than her.
I said, "but honey! I love you much more than Facebook or LinkedIn!"
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#11
"Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up"
"Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"
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#12
Honey, I'm afraid we can't get married anymore.
weed_hitler69 just told me I was gay. *looks at Xbox* Thank you sir. You've changed my life.
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#13
What does bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex?
Honey, I'll be home in twenty minutes
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#14
If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know
that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers.
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#15
"Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight?
Debby's coming" "We're not bring ur new chainsaw-" "HER NAME'S DEBBY"
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#16
ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our
mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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#17
Am I too fat?
Wife: I too fat to be a personal trainer? Me: No honey you just need to lose weight.
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#18
I just drank some honey wine
I'm feeling pretty buzzed.
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#19
"Hi honey did you miss me?" "With every bullet so far" - Married with children.
Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU
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#20
What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?
Honey, why the wrong face?
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