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Housework Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of housework jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Plot twist: dogs act scared of
vacuums to avoid housework.
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#2
Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict
my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball.
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#3
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist.
He's busy vacuuming now.
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#4
I wear a French maid's outfit specifically
to get OUT of doing housework.
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#5
I want someone to push me up against the wall..
lean in.. and softly whisper... "I'll do your housework for you"
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#6
Being iced in for 2 days gave me the opportunity to get so much housework done!
I didn't do any of it. But I certainly had the opportunity.
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#7
Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So
he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet
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#8
I should probably do some housework before they
try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.
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#9
I wish "it's the thought that
counts" worked for housework.
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#10
I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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#11
If we were in a fight, I'd mop the floor with you...
Except I don't do housework.
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#12
I hate Housework!!!
You do the dishes!! You do the Laundry!! ...and then 6 months later you have to do it all over again!
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#13
What is the definition of a Wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
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#14
What's a man idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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#15
All I want is for someone to push me up against a
wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'
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#16
I Hate Housework!
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again.
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#17
Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ...
So I looked out the kitchen window.
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#18
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist.
He's busy vacuuming now.
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#19
Toddlers & Ghosts -haunt you at all hours -lots of moaning/screaming -unclear
motives -not helpful with housework -randomly open cupboards
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#20
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
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