What Are Hrs Jokes?
Hrs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hrs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Netflix would be by far the best dating site.
"Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"
#2
Baby I am an Animal in Bed More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a day.
Credit:A friend
#3
(NAME) is a terrific athlete.
He recently ran the London Marathon he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes
#4
The child that I carried in my uterus for 9 months & suffered through 13 hrs of labor for just asked if he could have my pickle.
Hell. No.
#5
Wife's been out of town 96 hrs now & everything's gone to hell.
We're all wearing patio furniture tarps & worshiping a boar head on a stick.
#6
8 hrs sleep: So refreshed 6 hrs: Feeling fine 4 hrs: I will rip your
head off for a minor transgression 2 hrs: Why is my boss a Minotaur
#7
I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for
the general population is at an all time high right now.
#8
[A-ha rehearsal] "Here's the lyric: Take On Me." "What about Take Me On?" [4 hrs of arguing later] "Ok we'll say both.
Now let's get perms."
#9
*Arrives at work 2 hrs late Boss: HR wants to see you about your behavior
Me: Well, I literally just got here so it couldn't have been me
#10
I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio.
I'm familiar with commitment.
#11
"Can't beat fresh apple pie" she says, setting 1 down.
I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. "Wrong" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER.
#12
[On phone with Pizza Hut] Me: I texted my order 4 hrs ago!
PH: Are you sure you didn't tweet it...again? Me: PH: Sir? Me: K. Love you. Bye.
#13
[Jesus on the cross] *texts with 1 hand* "um dad y hav u 4saken me wtf" *5 hrs pass* "new phone.
who dis?"
#14
If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict
your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot.
#15
God's Gift Difference between talent and god's gift: A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent. A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject. -This is god's gift.
#16
I'll go to extreme lengths to get the last bit of toothpaste from the tube
but I'll also watch 2 hrs of Nick Jr if I can't reach the remote.
#17
Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than
12 hrs later beat the shit out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
#18
We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last
24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
#19
Me: oil change plz Toyota: it'll be $39 Me: cool heres my $2 off coupon
4 hrs later T: ur steering wheel fell off total is $2900 sign here
#20
The worst is when you text someone and they text you back 2 hrs later but
you already keyed their car and emailed their secrets to everyone.
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