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Hubs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hubs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hubs: * Hands me a broom* Make
yourself useful Me: Flies away
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#2
*Throws up some gang signs* *stabs self in eye with salad fork*
Hubs: Next time you do the Macarena, put your fork down.
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#3
Hubs and I have fought so much lately I've lost 10 lbs.
I thought about leaving him, but I'd like to lose another 10 lbs first.
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#4
Hubs: " Few glasses of wine tonight hun"?
Me: " Yeah, I had a glass of red" Hubs : " Just one eh" Me: " Well I use the same glass"
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#5
When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him
and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever.
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#6
Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids?
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
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#7
[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week?
hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES
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#8
Sorry for the absence, my tweeties.
My hubs and kids cooked their own dinner, and I've been unfreezing hell with a blowtorch ever since.
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#9
I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time
so he can experience his phone blowing up
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#10
Her: I've had gray hairs since I was 16.
Me: I got my grays after I got married. Hubs: I CAN HEAR YOU! Me: AND I LOVE MY GRAYS, HONEY!
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#11
Hubs: How long has your car been doing that?
Me: ? Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight? Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
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#12
Hubs: If you could sleep with...
Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...
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#13
I'm beginning to think I'm a terrible host.
Hubs says it's rude to answer every question with "I don't know. Get the fuck out of my house."
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#14
Hubs: You didn't do anything today did you?
Me: I did the dishes. Hubs: There was only one. Me: Fine I did THE dish. Happy?
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#15
Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits.
JK. He was like, "I wanna marry you." And I was like, "K."
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#16
Hubs says when I drink I'm "too loud" and use too many "big words."
WELL I'M SORRY IF MY VOCIFEROUS GRANDILOQUENCE BOTHERS YOU!!
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#17
Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex?
Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important.
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#18
Hubs: There's nothing on TV *winks* Me: Remember last time?
*both look at 2yo* Hubs: There's over 900 channels, we'll find something
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#19
Hubs: Kids are still asleep!
Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*
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Are Hubs Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Hubs Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Hubs Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hubs jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Hubs Jokes safe for all ages?
Most hubs jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Hubs Jokes?
hubs jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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