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#1
How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
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#2
My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back.
It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.;-)
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#3
If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to "Widowed",
it's time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible.
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#4
Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of "Smith" and
"Baker," we had "Frontenddeveloper" and "Socialmediaconsultant."
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#5
If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors...
Then I feel really bad for the boys of the "Dickinson" family tree.
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#6
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person.
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#7
Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my
posts, would it kill you to like them?
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#8
Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will
be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.
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#9
What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
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#10
No matter if you are American or
European 9/11 is a sad date
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#11
How can you tell that God is a man, and not a woman?
If God were a woman, she would have made semen taste like chocolate!
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#12
Where do naughty rays of light go?
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
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#13
How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?
You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if you don't get it~~
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#14
I asked my wife if we could do 68 tonight.
She'd blow me, and I'd owe her one.
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#15
I remember 2016 As if it
were a normal year.
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#16
What if the missing plane is still up there?
"What?" Did you check the sky? "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
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#17
The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it.
It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
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#18
For someone who said "Correct me if I'm wrong..." you
seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did.
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#19
Well...
I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world
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#20
If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning...
Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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