What Are Iii Jokes?
Iii Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of iii jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Everyone's all worried about World War III.
Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016.
#2
So apparently Richard III will remain in that parking lot they found him in.
Because nobody can afford to pay his ticket.
#3
This Joke is so Top Secret...
Iii iiiiiiiii ii Iiii Iiii Ii Ii Ii III. The punchline is Eyes Only
#4
A female is like an AP free response question She asks question A,
B, C, and D and implanted in all Are questions i, ii, and iii.
#5
In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel?
Because Anakin was unarmed.
#6
Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
#7
The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted...
Only two-door cars were allowed.
#8
Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?
So there won't be a World War III.
#9
Did you see saw?
I saw Saw. You see Saw II? I saw Saw II too. Going to see Saw IV? I didn't see Saw III, what am I going to see Saw IV for?
#10
What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.
#11
The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020.
That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.
#12
Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard
III Spoiler Alert: Richard III dies in the end.
#13
I've recently started to play Dark Souls III It
only took me 2 hours to beat the torturial.
#14
95% of every relationship is navigating the question "Where
should we eat?" without it turning into World War III.
#15
Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre
of Leicester." Richard III: "Over my dead body."
#16
Jurassic Park III on AMC.
10 min. in, 2 young scientists studying dinosaur fossils. FOSSILS. Hey, 'member how THERE ARE ALIVE DINOSAURS NOW?
#17
I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals...
I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa.
#18
I can't believe they're still using that guy as a Subway spokesperson!
Robert Griffen III is terrible!
#19
Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution?
He was sofa king comfortable.
#20
They found Richard III's skeleton in a parking lot.
Time stamp on the ticket stub indicates he owes $8,432,773.
Why People Enjoy Iii Jokes
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Another reason people love iii jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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