What Are Immigrant Jokes?
Immigrant Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of immigrant jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and
asks "Papers?" The immigrant responds "Scissors" and drives away
#2
You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining
their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves.
#3
What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?
Cross country
#4
Trump says "The less immigrants we let into our country the better!" Pence, correcting
Trump, says "The Fewer" Trump says "Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"
#5
How many immigrants.
Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!
#6
Illegal immigrants do jobs that Americans don't want.
Like marrying Donald Trump.
#7
If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator?
Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad
#8
Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders,
death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers.
#9
Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them?
Juantanamo
#10
A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar...
And the bartender says, "Hello Mr. President!"
#11
So Donald Trump is only getting $1 a year as president?
You could probably get an immigrant to do a better job for a cheaper price.
#12
A black man, a lawyer, an illegal immigrant, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar The bartender asks: "What will it be, Mr.
President?"
#13
What do you call an immigrant without green
card that can't see Illegally blind
#14
They should put a statue of me next to the Statue of Liberty
so immigrants know the American Dream is hit or miss.
#15
maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c
they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america
#16
What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?
Time to get a new principal.
#17
What do you call a court case in which an immigrant is suing over sexual harassment?
*Alien v. Predator*
#18
What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
#19
Two of Trump's wives have been immigrants.
Which just goes to show you that those people will take jobs that no American wants.
#20
What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?
You pay them under the table ;)
Why People Enjoy Immigrant Jokes
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Another reason people love immigrant jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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