What Are Immigration Jokes?
Immigration Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of immigration jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car.
Who's driving ? Immigration. (ICE)
#2
Only 4 percent of Texas residents think there is an immigration problem...
The other 96% said "que dijo?"
#3
Just learned the Finnish have a word "Kalsarikannit" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear.
Signing immigration forms now.
#4
Why are so many Italians named Tony?
Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY.
#5
Illegal immigration is not a new problem.
Native Americans used to call it "White People"
#6
Donald Trump is Anti-Immigration But ironically, if he wins...
there will be a lot of Americans immigrating outta the country
#7
Illegal immigration jokes..
are borderline offensive
#8
classic germans Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
#9
An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian
he says "yep, but my name's not Arian"
#10
Today I made an immigration officer
laugh He was borderline hysterical.
#11
America's immigration problems are over.
Who'd want to live here?
#12
A german tourist.
A german tourist arrives at Warsaw airport. The immigration office asks: 'Occupation?''. The german responds: 'No, just holiday''
#13
An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK...
The immigration officer asks: "Occupation?" The Israeli says: "No. I'm just visiting."
#14
Forgot that I made a cup of coffee...
now mass immigration has caused it to go cold.
#15
Old tourist joke German tourist arrives at a French airport.
Immigration officer asks him: "Occupation?" The German replies: "No, no, just visiting."
#16
A German tourist in France.
A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: "Occupation?" The German replies: "No, no, just visiting."
#17
Everybody is Irish on St.
Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials.
#18
New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: "Come
out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."
#19
Yesterday, Bill Clinton endorsed Newt Gingrich's immigration
policy Today he's endorsing Herman Cain's domestic policy.
#20
Everyone complains about immigration until they're
searching the city for a decent taco.
Why People Enjoy Immigration Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and immigration jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love immigration jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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