What Are Increases Jokes?
Increases Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of increases jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%.
i now have a 113% chance of dying.
#2
Why do people shoot up schools?
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
#3
It seems the amount of coffee you drink...
increases the amount of times you need to visit the toilet excrementally.
#4
Arguing with someone spoils your day and mood, increases your blood pressure and is bad for your health.
Instead of arguing, Just punch them in the fucking face and be done with it.
#5
Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight?
For weight loss, exorcising is recommended.
#6
Medical fact: If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke.
If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well!
#7
A new study has found that if a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine per day it increases the chance of a stroke...
if you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it too.
#8
A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate
kittens It increases their risk of awww-tism
#9
Your Mommas so fat...
(physics joke) Because she went light speed. Explanation: Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite.
#10
The ultimate aphrodisiac?
Rohypnol "An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire" Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam
#11
Alcohol increases the Send
Button size by 89%.
#12
If you say a number loud enough its value increases.
* 5 = 5 * 5! = 120
#13
My inability to proofread increases by 1000% after I press send.
Danmit
#14
Every Husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on "agree"culture... "Agree"culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)
#15
New warning label: Quitting cigarettes significantly
increases the amount of money you will have for pot.
#16
Note to self: hairspray does not kill spiders; it merely increases
their strength and makes them look flawless all day.
#17
If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke.
If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well.
#18
Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your
chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying
#19
Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.
I've done the maths. I am immortal.
#20
Studies find if a woman has a glass of wine a day increases the chances of a stroke.
If you let her have more she might suck it too.
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