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Infection Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of infection jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection...
A cracker with cheese.
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#2
Why did God allow women to get yeast infections?
So they could know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt sometimes..
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#3
Everyone is misunderstanding me...
I just don't know why. I keep telling them I got an East Infection. (better said verbally)
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#4
Creed is Alter Bridge with
a stapp infection.
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#5
me: *buys condoms, tampons, lice shampoo, adult diapers, yeast infection
cream, an enema and a pregnancy test* cashier: would u like a bag
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#6
When you've got a bladder infection...
Urine trouble.
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#7
When you get a bladder infection...
Urine trouble.
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#8
ME: I give you all my love and infection.
HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'? ME: ... HIM: ... ME: You should get tested.
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#9
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
A cracker with cheese
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#10
I've got a fungal skin infection It was a little itchy
at the start, but now it's really growing on me.
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#11
This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss?
"
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#12
Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office?
They said it was a staff infection.
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#13
Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he's excited
because he thinks he's going to be famous online.
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#14
What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat?
MRSA!
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#15
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A Quarter-Pounder with Cheese.
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#16
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
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#17
What do you get when you cross a Barbie Doll with the Pillsbury
Doughboy Some rich know-it-all bitch with a yeast infection
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#18
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A 1/4 pounder with cheese
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#19
What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
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#20
Skinny Girl...
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
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