What Are Instance Jokes?
Instance Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of instance jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My current girlfriend is very similar to my last one...
For instance, neither of them exist.
#2
You can tell a lot about a person by their avi.
For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken.
#3
You can tell a lot about a woman from her hands, for instance if they
are firmly around your throat she is probably slightly upset.
#4
The best things in life are free.
My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance.
#5
You can tell a lot about someone by the tank top they wear.
For instance, if they wear a tank top, they're probably a dick.
#6
Plenty of great people were single just like you are.
For instance: Voldemort. Wait, bad example. You're way less talented than Voldemort.
#7
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby.
For instance my name, address and telephone number!
#8
As I get older my tastes are changing, for instance I used
to not like brussels sprouts but now I don't like people.
#9
I hate it when people think I'm dumb.
I follow current events. Like the World Cup, for instance. I'm totally rooting for Vuvuzela.
#10
Name brands really are better.
For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens
#11
It's important to know your neighbors by name.
For instance, "Mr. Mean Old Man" and his wife, "Screamy".
#12
My love is like a candle...
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#13
The security camera at work has "too many instances" of me acting like a dinosaur on film.
And "any amount" is "too many." According to HR.
#14
Coma's can really change the meaning of a sentence...
For instance: * Hillary is in a hurry. * Hillary is in a coma.
#15
If Trump becomes president...
It would be the first instance of a white billionaire kicking a black family out of public housing.
#16
Angry Birds?
Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film "The Birds?" It's about Angry Birds.
#17
I'm a long-term thinker.
For instance, the green bananas I bought will be delicious in 2 days.
#18
I have a dream, that all men are created equal.
Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no "super" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King
#19
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.
For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you.
#20
Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself.
For instance, I've learned that I don't need to use so many paper towels, and they're expensive.
Why People Enjoy Instance Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and instance jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love instance jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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