What Are Instruments Jokes?
Instruments Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of instruments jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays.
"Mostly just piano," he replied, "but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little organ."
#2
Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?
A: Luters.
#3
I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children.
I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'.
#4
How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?
Very Djently.
#5
Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
#6
Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums.
He didn't want to Harm Monica.
#7
I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city.
You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that.
#8
I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments.
I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins!
#9
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the
names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
#10
I'd like rap a lot better if they sang, played
instruments, had talent, and didn't rap.
#11
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names
of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
#12
Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra?
Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide.
#13
What do you call a group of killer whales that play instruments?
An Orca-stra
#14
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when
you replace words with random musical instruments.
#15
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names
of musical instruments in a sentence often goes harmonica.
#16
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese
Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments
#17
Skrillex used to play string instruments in
the orchestra, until he dropped the bass.
#18
I was in a gang once.
We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band.
#19
A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments.
I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar.
#20
What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?
A tuna.
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