What Are Intercourse Jokes?
Intercourse Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of intercourse jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her?
A shitty pity gangbang.
#2
I used to joke and tell people I had STDs after intercourse But I had to change it!
So now I joke and say I don't have any before.
#3
Two people commited a crime while having intercourse
Its said to have been an inside job
#4
What's a four letter word for intercourse ending with K?
Talk
#5
Old man at the gym just told.me this one.
Women asks me:"do you smoke after intercourse?" I don't know, I haven't looked
#6
What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food?
"That feels ravioli good!"
#7
Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?
A: Talk
#8
SON: What's a sex tape?
ME: Er well when er a man & a woman have er intercourse they S: No M: No? S: Dad. I know what sex is. What's a tape?
#9
Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking
that's got out of hand.
#10
Why do black people have red eyes after sexual intercourse?
Because of the pepper spray.
#11
Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit....
You may contract lemonaids.
#12
Do you wanna get raped?
person: No me: Well that's why its called rape not sexual intercourse
#13
Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse*
is because you call it sexual intercourse.
#14
What does a woman's arsehole do when she is having great intercourse?
He is at home taking care of the kids.
#15
Whats an intercourse?
Something you do between the periods.
#16
[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama?
"Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"
#17
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor,
sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
#18
Anal intercourse
is for assholes.
#19
What do you call intercourse on a one-wheeled vehicle?
Unisex.
#20
Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend?
Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!
Why People Enjoy Intercourse Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and intercourse jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love intercourse jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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