What Are Intervention Jokes?
Intervention Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of intervention jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have
that "Intervention-y" feeling at first.
#2
Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first
so they can signal me if it's an intervention.
#3
I don't understand interventions.
What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?
#4
If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction...
They should call it "Cruise Control."
#5
Everybody at this intervention is telling me I have a drug problem but
I'm not the one with a melting eagle face & gyrating serpent arms.
#6
I want to see an episode of Intervention
where the person is addicted to Nutella.
#7
It's unfortunate when pasta night turns
into a surprise family intervention.
#8
If the majority of twitter's trending topics are any indication of the
state of humanity thus far, we clearly need an asteroid intervention.
#9
A cow once saved my life.
I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention.
#10
[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel
uncomfortable with your pinned tweet
#11
You wanna hot body?
You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears.
#12
my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because
i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
#13
China's rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military
interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png
#14
My friend is addicted to interventions
and I don't know how to help him.
#15
Damn, i got hit with the "we need to talk" from my wife.
Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention.
#16
that show "Intervention" should
just be called "Haters"
#17
Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy Post a cocaine joke
on Facebook & gets 170 "we are praying for you" & an intervention.
#18
If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person
partying hard after an awful family reunion.
#19
Did you hear that Russia considers US intervention in Syria illegal?
They even wrote a song about it... "Crimea River"
#20
My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays.
We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions.
Why People Enjoy Intervention Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and intervention jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love intervention jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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