What Are Interview Jokes?
Interview Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of interview jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
[to the secretary before I go in for job interview] "when the music
starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"
#22
[interview after finishing last in the olympics] do you regret saying
"I could win this race wearing flip flops" [pulls mic close] yes
#23
[job interview] Interviewer: "Do you have any questions for me?" Me:
"How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?" Interviewer:
#24
Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again.
Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!
#25
I hate meeting new people.
It's like sitting through a fucking job interview to apply for the position of "acquaintance."
#26
I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch
and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.
#27
*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge?
*Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* "To fight crime"
#28
[Job interview] Me: [thinking] I hope he doesn't notice the mustard
on my shirt Interviewer: [thinking] Is he eating a fkn hotdog?
#29
<job interview> It says here on your resume that you are a "self-proclaimed man of few words." Would you like to elaborate on that?
Me: no
#30
[interview] "I'm not sure your experience is sufficient for this
position." me: Trump is president "Touche, you're hired"
#31
So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions...
I'll be working at the U.S. Mint.
#32
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
In many cases this will mean showing up to the interview in a pirate suit.
#33
[job interview] "Name one of your strengths" I didn't stab
anyone today "That's not-" Yesterday wasn't so good tho
#34
[interview] What is your greatest strength?
"Throwing my voice" You're hired! "Ok great, thanks" Wait I didn't say- oh wow you're good
#35
A good way to stand out from the competition at a job
interview is to bring your resume on a floppy disk.
#36
*interview for new roommate* Ninja: I know it's a
small place, but you won't even know I'm here.
#37
Just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye.
So I just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye....didn't know what eye to look at.....so I just stared at her tits.
#38
a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing
Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board
#39
NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny.
He described himself as an agent of change in Washington.
#40
[job interview] "What would you say is your greatest strength?
I'm pretty humble. Actually, I'm incredibly humble. Amaaaaazingly humble.
Why People Enjoy Interview Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and interview jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love interview jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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