What Are Interviews Jokes?
Interviews Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of interviews jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch
and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.
#2
I'm the Neighbor the news interviews who says the family that
was murdered deserved it bc they wore holiday turtlenecks.
#3
my favorite part about magazine interviews with actors are the 3 first
paragraphs describing how they entered the hotel and sat down
#4
[i get a phone call] "Hi we'd like to talk to you about your tweets"
ME: Wow thank you but I don't do interviews "This is the police"
#5
Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works.
Ugh, I hate job interviews.
#6
I honestly respect reality show people for the sole fact they can do their
interviews weeks later and speak as if it's presently happening
#7
JOB OPPORTUNITY: Riot police officers needed.
Interviews are being held tomorrow. Come early.... ....beat the crowd.
#8
*nervously plays with tie* "I'm sorry.
I'm no good during job interviews." That's ok, just let go of my tie and go on your side of the desk.
#9
Candidate, with lisp, interviews for executive position at Citibank Interviewers: "Alan,
where do you see yourself ten years from now?" Alan: "Running shitty bank."
#10
If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist
of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart
#11
Note to Self: In future interviews, don't say "Safe in your strong
arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.
#12
How do you think bus driver interviews go?
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
#13
A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews.
Nailed it!
#14
Apparently Bill Clinton is so sure that Hillary is going to win that he stopped at the tobacco store and bought a box of cigars.
He has interviews scheduled for his new interns all day.
#15
I'm good at 2 things: interviews and first dates...
Turns out they're a bit alike. One gets me a job that blows, the other gets me a blowjob.
#16
For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person,
march in and say "Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"
#17
They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking
a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad.
#18
If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews
for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses
#19
Post game interviews always show the winning players thanking
God but they never show the losing players cursing him.
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