What Are Into Jokes?
Into Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of into jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
2 walruses walk into a bar..
the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says "tusk tusk" Gotta love dad jokes
#2
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?
#3
*stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool.
*gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*
#4
Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found
out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
#5
Two guys walk into a bar You would think
the second guy would have ducked.
#6
I ran into the back of a dwarf's car.
He said he wasn't happy. I said "Well which one are you?"
#7
*calls into work* "yo boss i'm real sick" "you don't sound sick..." "ya,
just got a new tribal tat & heelys" "wow u do sound hella sick"
#8
A set of jump leads walk into a bar...
The barman looks at them, and says, "Alright, I'll serve you, just don't start anything."
#9
A Scotsman walks into a bar....
There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :(
#10
A man and a woman walk
into a bar...
#11
What's the difference??
What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana? At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall.
#12
You wanna mess with me, pal?
You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears
#13
My uncle performed circumcisions...
He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase.
#14
The guy who invented the USB connector died...
They lowered the coffin into his grave. Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again.
#15
My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts
somebody brings into the office later that morning.
#16
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave 'till his Bill Withers.
#17
In a parallel universe, Two
bars walk into a man.
#18
How do you get a fat person into bed?
Piece of cake.
#19
A termite walks into a bar and asks
"Where is the bar tender?"
#20
When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's sweet,
I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why People Enjoy Into Jokes
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Another reason people love into jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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