What Are Investigation Jokes?
Investigation Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of investigation jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day.
Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems.
#2
*puts crime-scene photos in a rocket* Ok stand back "Detective, what are
u doing?" What does it look like, I'm launching this investigation
#3
Two detectives are at a crime scene.
They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other "It's an open-and-shut case".
#4
Clinton still leads Trump by 2!
FBI Investigations.
#5
What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?
A "casual tea"
#6
Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S.
still have homes.
#7
"Well we've been looking for this multiple homicide suspect for 5 minutes.
Time to close the investigation forever." - cops in GTA 5
#8
A group of detectives did an investigation
into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack.
#9
Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
#10
Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can
he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?
#11
Computers seized from Wiener prompt new FBI investigations.
In her defense, Bill Clinton said it's not the first time she was betrayed by a Wiener.
#12
A white man beaten with a wheel of Parmesan claims it was a hate crime.
Cheese on cracker investigation begins.
#13
"Jessica wasn't usually dead.
So when we found her dead we immediately knew something was wrong." -Investigation Discovery
#14
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for
insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel.
#15
Maybe ghosts ARE real and you never see them on paranormal investigation
shows because they're too put off by leather statement jewelry.
#16
Jared of Subway fame's house was raided for investigation of child porn charges.....
I found it surprising, as Jared seems to prefer footlongs.
#17
I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations.
It's called "Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"
#18
Update: Indian bread factory no longer under investigation for food poisoning, inspector declares.
It was a naan-issue.
#19
How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
#20
FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties
By adding a new definition for "botched" to urban dictionary; successful
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