What Are Jackets Jokes?
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#1
one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets
and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere
#2
Her: All the men have jackets on.
Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you? Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
#3
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?
I'm excited to see how they turn out.
#4
What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?
Max
#5
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.
Republicans do too all year round.
#6
1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess
& instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets.
#7
What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?
FLAC jackets
#8
When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on
their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets.
#9
Top 5 birth control methods 1.
pills 2. hysterectomy 3. jean jackets 4. crocs 5. putting ketchup all over the fries instead of on the side
#10
Can bees fly in the rain ?
Not without their little yellow jackets !
#11
If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we
laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.
#12
[leaving a party] GF (holding 2 identical jackets): which one
is yours ME: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket
#13
A guy goes into a military surplus store...
..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, "I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"
#14
Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout "Everybody
be cool!" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets.
#15
What do Bees wear in the winter?
*Yellow Jackets*
#16
"You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then
give you back TWO leather jackets!" - Fonzi Scheme
#17
I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived.
That's what I do when I'm going to escape.
#18
Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo?
... so that they could close their jackets.
#19
Leather jackets are great for sneaking up on people.
They're made of hide.
#20
I decided to get my girlfriend & her sister new jackets
for Christmas That is why I bought a pair of new gloves.
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