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#1
Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
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#2
"Millennials are so entitled!" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming
for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
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#3
Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
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#4
Me: Janet's boyfriend reminds me of Gandhi Wife: He looks nothing like
him Janet's bf: [tapping on car window] Don't forget about Gandhi
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#5
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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#6
Swords just aren't naturally "wooooshy" enough for me, that's why I add the noise.
That's why I add the noise, Janet.
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#7
"That's one small step for man.
That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-" "Neil! Stop." "I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"
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#8
It's been the "longest week ever" for Janet on facebook, a woman that
I know for a fact works 40 hours has been on facebook for 37 of them
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#9
What is cold, grey, and ugly?
Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.
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#10
[first date] ME: I'm having a great time HER: I'm not ME: *peeking
out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet
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#11
Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your
Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad.
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#12
Congratulations to Janet Jackson for having a baby at age 50!
When I was 50, I wasn't even strong enough to push a child out of my way.
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#13
President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two
nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom.
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#14
We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules.
Let's see if okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed...
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#15
WIFE: You forgot my birthday again didn't you?
ME: [putting wrapping paper round the cat] Goddammit, I told you not to turn round yet Janet
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#16
[Starbucks Assassins Inc] CHIEF: Write this down.
Target's name is John BARISTA: [writes] Jamie C: Ok. Memorise it B: [eyes shut] Janet
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#17
"Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz," Janet cried.
"Where does it stop?" 8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
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