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Janitor Jokes

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Janitor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of janitor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was the janitor late?
He overswept
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#2
Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?
Because he cleaned out the vault.
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#3
What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!
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#4
*Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations?
me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?
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#5
I just found out that they offer college courses on how to be a janitor...
Apparently it's some pretty tough shit.
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#6
If by high maintenance you mean she looks like a stoned
janitor, then yeah, she's high maintenance.
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#7
The Ghostbusters are women?!
This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor
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#8
A Janitor starts up his car.
"Broom broom"
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#9
What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?
Supplies!!!
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#10
Did you hear about the janitor who lost his job at the sperm bank?
[dirty] He was caught drinking on the job...
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#11
My school janitor is a part-time pianist.
He has 88 keys.
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#12
What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
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#13
My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award
in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards.
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#14
I am a janitor...
They call me Dwayne "The Smock" Johnson.
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#15
A kid locked the boys bathroom.
Janitor tells him "That was a dick move there son". The Principal tells him "Urine a lot of trouble son" His friends are pissed at him
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#16
"That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the
chalkboard again!" (Bad Will Hunting.)
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#17
What did the janitor get for his birthday?
A urinal cake.
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#18
How did you know that the janitors were dating?
They were caught sweeping together.
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#19
If I work as a janitor at an office, does that mean that every
time I change a lightbulb I climb the corporate ladder?
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#20
The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically.
Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
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