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#1
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
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#2
Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question
those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot.
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#3
I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie.
But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him.
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#4
Jesus, take the wheel Carlos,
take the stereo
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#5
Jesus walks on water and everyone is impressed.
I walk on water and I'm seriously concerned about this ice breaking...
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#6
Cucumbers are 95% water, Jesus can walk on water...
I can walk on cucumbers so I am 95% Jesus.
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#7
Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?
Because he has holes in his hands
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#8
The real reason Jesus died The criminal before him suffered from a deadly skin condition.
Jesus died from cross-contamination
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#9
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because of the holes in his hands.
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#10
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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#11
*notices battery is at 4%* *goes into airplane mode* *turns down brightness*
*exits all apps* *prays to jesus and compliments his sandals*
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#12
If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked
a single one of my instagram selfies
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#13
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture only needs one nail.
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#14
*Jesus sits down at the bar* "The boss says
we have to start charging you for water"
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#15
If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive?
A chrysler (Christler)
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#16
Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?
So Catholics could do this [makes the sign of the cross], instead of this [bangs self in head with fists].
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#17
My mom said I had to become closer to Jesus...
We haven't spoken much since the border patrol incident
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#18
Q: Was Jesus
delicious?
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#19
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread..
That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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#20
What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
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