What Are Jew Jokes?
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#1
Stalin met Hitler in hell Hitler said : Next time, I'll kill 6 Million Jews and two Clowns!
Stalin : Two clowns? Why? Hitler : See? Nobody cares about the Jews.
#2
Why do jews like jail Because of all
the shackles.....im terribly sorry
#3
Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell
of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away.
#4
Jews and pizzas What is the difference between a Jew and pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
#5
What did Hitler Drink for breakfast?
Jews.
#6
I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night.
It was very un-jew-sual.
#7
They say there is safety in numbers.
Tell that to 6 million jews.
#8
A man asked Hitler " Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold?
" Hitler said : Nein.
#9
Don't Be Racist Do not be racist; be like Mario.
He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
#10
What's the difference between a canoe and a jew?
Canoes tip
#11
Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son
of God And Christians be like Yahwah!
#12
I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide.
Jews.
#13
Two jews walk into a bar
Jk lol I'm a Fukien nazi
#14
What does a jew eat sushi with?
Goy sauce
#15
I think we should elect Bernie.
When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die.
#16
Where is the biggest jews concentration?
In the air.
#17
why do JEWS have big noses ?
air is free
#18
Ad a German i often hear some say we have a bad humor ....
last time someone actually told me, he got burned with the other jews telling me. Edit: Damn it phone it is as and not ad ._.
#19
No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because
backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones
#20
Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see...
the Nazis were known for rounding them up.
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