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#1
Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office.
Still better than JFK after 2.
#2
What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe?
"Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."
#3
Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK?
To get to the other side!
#4
Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour.
An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.
#5
Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?
He couldn't take shots to the head.
#6
Why JFK doesn't wear hats?
It is an airport.
#7
My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over
her while she screams and tries to get out of the car
#8
What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
#9
What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common?
Nothing.. Yet.
#10
What do you get when you order a JFK?
An americano with an extra shot
#11
What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
#12
I told my girlfriend I'm JFK Because
I'm the king of cum-a-lot
#13
Why couldn't JFK become a boxer?
Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!
#14
My favorite sexual position is the JFK...
It's where I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
#15
My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over
her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!
#16
I just found out JFK was jewish.
He was shot in the temple.
#17
JFK jokes aren't funny yet And
that just blows my mind
#18
Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar.
"Don't worry," they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off "the bullets hurt much more."
#19
JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history.
I think it's because they were so Open Minded.
#20
My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken.
He won't be majoring in history.
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