What Are Jill Jokes?
Jill Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jill jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Hub: Still mad?
Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad
#2
Jack and Jill went up a hill; to have a bit of fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill; and now they have a son.
#3
Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny.
Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny.
#4
Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill.
One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home.
#5
Fred: You have the face of a saint.
Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.
#6
"Jill look out the window..." "...there's a horse in our yard." "No Jack, it's
not a horse, it's a cow!" "I said look out the window, not in the mirror!"
#7
Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar
and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50
#8
What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is
playing in the field?" Women should be first.
#9
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water.
I don't know what they did up there, but they came back with a daughter.
#10
Each one of us has a secret.
My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian.
#11
Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!
#12
The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water.
You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them.
#13
Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
#14
Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?
because there was no jack.
#15
Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch an ounce of ganja Jack lit up and took a puff And Jill cuffed him.
She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
#16
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy...
But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy
#17
Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter..
Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )
#18
Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore.
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#19
Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy.
Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed
#20
Jill: Have you read the Bible?
Jack: No I'm waiting for the film to come round.
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Another reason people love jill jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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