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What Are Job Jokes?

Job Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of job jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't
get the job because I was underqualified.
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#2
A job interview is like a first date.
You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed.
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#3
In my day a hand on my crotch was third base...
now even a hand job is a foul ball!
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#4
My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags!
What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???
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#5
I think I want to clean mirrors for a living
It's just a job I can see myself doing
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#6
I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at
my job and his name is Eddie and he's kind of freaking me out guys.
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#7
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job still sucks.
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#8
Why did the doctor lose his job?
He lost his patience
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#9
What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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#10
Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN.
Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise.
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#11
I used to have a job circumcising elephants..
It was shit work but the tips were massive.
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#12
Hey balloon animal guys, there are other dog breeds besides
"dachshund" and other jobs besides "balloon animal guy"
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#13
Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit?
Because they hear there are no jobs there.
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#14
Mgmt: What makes you qualified for this job?
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
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#15
I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility.
After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in.
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#16
"Why did you leave your last job?" -I had a typo in a tweet.
"Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
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#17
The reward for a job well
done is more work.
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#18
Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death
has never walked away from a lousy job.
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#19
{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten.
Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired.
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#20
Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*.
Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.
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What are the best Job Jokes?
Our collection features 883 Job Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Job Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Job Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Job Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 883 Job Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Job Jokes?
Job Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Job Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and job jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love job jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good job jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Job Jokes safe for all ages?
Most job jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Job Jokes?
job jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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