What Are Jobs Jokes?
Jobs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jobs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?
Let's go get Jobs!
#2
Saw a documentary on rim-jobs last night.
It was very tongue-in-cheek.
#3
A politician set out to create the most jobs Crime creates lots of jobs - police, insurance, repairs, medical if its violent crime, lawyers...
and so was born the criminal nature of politicians.
#4
I told my wife that I am helping create jobs in the economy.
I left a dish in the sink and told her she now has a job to do.
#5
Fun prank...
Make them study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs
#6
Steve Jobs's death was a conspiracy.
He was murdered by his brother, Inside Jobs.
#7
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist.
He's busy vacuuming now.
#8
The biggest problem with prostitution as a career path...
All the jobs are entry level
#9
Coolest jobs: 1)Beer maker 2)Secretary of War
3)Ninja 4)Guy who pushes scared skydivers
#10
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve
Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs.
#11
Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay.
This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died.
#12
Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your
life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)
#13
If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews
for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses
#14
Most 00's kids won't get these...
Decent jobs
#15
me: this MAN thinks he's ENTITLED to my time!
hey buddy i don't OWE you anything!! my boss: do you...know how jobs work
#16
What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?
McBook Eyre
#17
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.
#18
A recent study found out that 9 out
of every 11 jobs are done inside
#19
What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs?
A headmaster.
#20
Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed
with the new iPhone, that he died.
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