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Jockey Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jockey jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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#2
Why do the horses hate the jockey?
Because he's a horse racist.
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#3
Few disc jockeys ever
graduate to horses.
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#4
What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?
How're ye gettin' on?
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#5
My brother is so dumb.
He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough.
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#6
What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?
How're you gettin' on?
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#7
What do you call a jockey that doesn't get blowjobs?
A headless horseman!
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#8
Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies?
They like their fur long! I'll show myself out...
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#9
1 Buy a racehorse 2 Hire a TMZ reporter as the jockey 3 Tell him a minor
celebrities is drunk at the finish line 4 Win literally every race
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#10
what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again?
DJ Vu
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#11
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
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#12
If horse jockeys have to be tiny just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be.
I'll see myself out.
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#13
How do jockeys stay on their horses?
Jockey straps.
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#14
Did you hear about the German Jockey?
He came in pferd
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#15
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!
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#16
Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they hold the reins!
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#17
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
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#18
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys.
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#19
Not a racing fan at all but 3 simple words would have me practically
living at the dog track: little monkey jockeys
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#20
A woman met a guy at a bar...
...and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a jockey," he said. "But I thought jockeys had to be small," she said. "You're average-sized." "This is my day off."
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