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What Are John Jokes?

John Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of john jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call John Cena in camouflage?
Redundant
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#2
Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars.
He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes.
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#3
The lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal
life," but john came fifth and won a toaster.
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#4
Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
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#5
What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name!
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#6
What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?
JOHN CENA
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#7
People wonder why I call my toilet "the Jim" instead of "the John"
I do it so I can say "I go to the Jim first thing every morning"
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#8
And the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal
life" But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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#9
Long John Silver's is the perfect representation of corporate greed.
Nearly everything that company does is selfish.
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#10
A guy in a plane stood up & shouted "HIJACK!" All passengers got scared .
. . Then from the other end of the plane a guy shouted back, . . . "Hi JOHN"
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#11
I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star........
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I'm really sorry)
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#12
John Lennon: Imagine all the people
Me: Ok but this is extremely boring
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#13
John Cena wakes up in a hospital Cena:"Where
am I?" Nurse:"ICU" Cena:"No you don't "
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#14
It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the
children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars.
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#15
A man walks into a bar...
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
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#16
The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave!
He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral.
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#17
Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest...
Have fun getting that song out of your head.
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#18
A couple in the bed.
"Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!" "I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?" "You won't, I'm sure" "Promise me you won't, John" "I promise, Chris"
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#19
The Lord said to John, "Come forth and receive Eternal Life"...
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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#20
Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?
So he can kick out at 2.
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John Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and john jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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