What Are Johnny Jokes?
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#1
My dad's better than your dad...
Three kids are in an agruement about who's dad is better. "My dad's a fireman" said Billy. "My dad's a marine!" said Johnny. "My dad's invisible." said Brian.
#2
Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
#3
What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?
Johnny Cage
#4
Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?
To pick up some chicks.
#5
My dog gave birth recently.
My dog gave birth to a litter of 8 puppies. We named one puppy johnny, he is a real son of a bitch
#6
Johnny as his mum where are you when Bill Gate was single?
Mum Answered: 'the same place you where now while Obama's Daughter is still single'
#7
"And, Johnny?
How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. "Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
#8
Johnny Depp has announced that he has
a mental issue He has Deppression
#9
Little Johnny walks in on his naked mom...
sees her little bush and asks: -Mommy what's that? -It's uh... a spider! -Oh, be careful or it'll bite your pussy!
#10
I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will
be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films.
#11
Little Johnny Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
#12
Johnny Depp to play Tim Burton in the director's self-made biopic
It will be the first ever interpersonal autobiography
#13
"I'll take movies for $500 Alex" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring
Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter "You gotta be kidding me"
#14
Why did Johnny teach the cockatoo to do a front flip?
So he could say he flipped the bird. ^I'm^not^very^good^at^these
#15
Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck!
#16
Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia!
This is why nice people don't visit you!
#17
I once knew a Johnny Glasscock in elementary school...
You could always see him coming...
#18
A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world...
It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have "Shiffer brains" - Johnny Carson.
#19
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir
my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
#20
Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey.
Johnny said with confidence "the desk".
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Another reason people love johnny jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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