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Joints Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of joints jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just
read: "Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"
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#2
Aching Joints by
Arthur Itis
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#3
Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I
work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies.
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#4
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker...
...so I told her to roll them tighter.
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#5
Why do witches have stiff joints ?
They get broomatism !
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#6
So I went to my Dr.
and said I needed something for my joints... He handed me a lighter
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#7
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker,
so I told her to roll them tighter.
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#8
Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?
They both love to spark up joints.
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#9
What do you call someone who smokes two joints?
Double jointed.
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#10
What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?
You want flies with that?
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#11
If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old...
Your just crispy.
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#12
What did the joints say to the arthritis pain?
Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come.
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#13
Grandpa: "My joints are stiff."
Me: "Don't roll them so tight."
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#14
Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?
They aint ever got any papers
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#15
All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope.
Being a pipe inspector sucks.
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#16
Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis?
He had bad joints.
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#17
Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis?
Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints
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#18
A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office.
No name was given but he was a high wanking officer.
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