What Are Jon Jokes?
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#1
Jon Snow must be a redditor
He knows kn0thing.
#2
Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given
their watch back when they asked.
#3
There are reports that Kim Jon Un doesn't have a butthole
That's because all of his shit comes out of his mouth
#4
My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common.
They both ended with an Ollie.
#5
My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon
Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet.
#6
I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones.
She said... Jons, no
#7
God said to Jon "Come forth, and recieve eternal
life." But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster.
#8
Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?
For the watch!
#9
Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender?
Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished.
#10
Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?
For the watch.
#11
Why did Jon Snow become a spokesman for Rolex?
For the time piece.
#12
It is known...
..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing.
#13
Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?
Because now his watch has ended.
#14
Jon Snow ask a wildlings how to have..
sex. she said , you know nothing jon snow.
#15
What is jon snow's favourite slang?
IDK
#16
Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?
For the watch
#17
Listen to Mom!
Jim: Sometimes I wish I had listened to my mother's advice. Jon: What did she say? Jim: I dunno. I never listened!
#18
Jon Snow contracted malaria after getting stabbed...
"How did you get malaria from a stab?" "Malaryan Steel."
#19
What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?
Turned down 4 watt
#20
Q: Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
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