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#1
Who was the best boxer of all time?
Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch.
#2
Wrote "I wanna rock!" on every answer to this Geology test and they
made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat.
#3
The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder
but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me
#4
I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday.
I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition. "It's not unusual".
#5
The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it.
But then I saw her face.
#6
My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory.
I'm sure it's what he would have wanted. -Milton Jones
#7
Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds
like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual.
#8
Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box.
Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.
#9
Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic
door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day.
#10
I Googled "James Earl Jones" to see whether or not he's alive and the
Wikipedia link was purple from the other times I've done this.
#11
I saw a black man drop his wallet today.
I opened it up, chased him down the street and said,Mr Jones? He said, No that's not me.
#12
I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund.
It had its ups and downs.
#13
Some people just don't understand evolution.
I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one.
#14
My house is like an Indiana Jones movie.
Partly because I walk around with a bullwhip, but mostly because of all the cobwebs.
#15
Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with?
I keep killing myself before the end of the movie.
#16
I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other
day, I punched a tramp (Courtesy of Milton Jones)
#17
If you really think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman
tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing ever.
#18
Frog Joke.
What do you call a temple-running frog? Amphibiana Jones.
#19
Indiana Jones: [screaming as his hand is crushed under a door] ARRGGHHH!
WHY? WHY DID I REACH FOR MY HAT? I OWN SO MANY HATS!!
#20
A man goes to his Doctor.
man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual.
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