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What Are Journal Jokes?

Journal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of journal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in "science"
journal]: birds don't like rocks.
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#2
Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN
HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL
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#3
ok that's baby's 17th word *opens baby journal* so far we've got flerch, yarf, veerm...
honey has it occured to you our kid is an idiot
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#4
Recently scientist found an actual biographical journal
of Rip Van Winkle And the rest is history
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#5
[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry
day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor
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#6
Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died.
My thoughts are with his family.
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#7
[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough
oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob
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#8
What's black and white and red all over
(updated) Wall Street Journal Online.
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#9
According to my neighbor's journal,
I have "boundary issues."
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#10
What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
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#11
The guy who stole my personal journal has died...
My thoughts are with his family.
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#12
Top Five Accountant Taboos: 5.
Unreconciled difference 4. Doesn't foot & crossfoot 3. No journal entry support 2. Cooking the books 1. Sex
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#13
According to my neighbor's journal,
I have "boundary isues."
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#14
My friend collects scoliosis journals
He has *back* issues.
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#15
(Writing in food journal) me: for lunch I had sa.........
trainer: (interrupting) salad. awesome. me: sake.
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#16
I liked "Facebook posts" better when they were called "journal
entries" and no one was allowed to read them.
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#17
[stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for
300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations
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#18
What do you call a shitty journal?
A Diarrhea.
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#19
what did president abe lincoln call his journal?
...his lincoln logs
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#20
I Have Decided To Publish My Sex Journal in two volumes.
Volume A: Thinking About It Volume B: Talking About It
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