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What Are Jug Jokes?

Jug Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jug jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job.
But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh.
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#2
Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads.
...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?
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#3
I've got washboard abs.
As soon as I can find someone with clay-jug abs and someone with jews-harp abs, we can get started on our old-timey-hobo-band abs.
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#4
They told me to imagine a guy holding a jug full of water.
But I just couldn't pitcher it.
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#5
The Inventor of the jug died today.
Tributes have been pouring in.
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#6
I only drink out of jugs labelled XXX and I carry my money in a big sack with a dollar sign on the side.
Everyone thinks I'm cool as hell.
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#7
Linda, this is embarrassing, but when I sent that email that you were poetry in motion I meant to type pottery.
You look like a jug.
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#8
*pregnant wife wakes up* I think my water broke *I hide the Kool-Aid
packet and water jug I spilled in bed* Let's go to the hospital
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#9
I'm starting a magazine called "Jugs".
It's mostly about pottery.
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#10
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.
Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
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#11
You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common?
They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil.
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#12
Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.
(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )
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#13
Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only
one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran
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#14
I like the alt-ending version of Se7en where there are donuts in that
box and Morgan Freeman pulls a jug of cold milk out of his jacket
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#15
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant.... If it floats: boy ant.
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