What Are Julie Jokes?
Julie Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of julie jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me "How do you tell the difference?".
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
#2
Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Ohno! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
#3
My friend texts "ur" instead of "you're" but puts extra letters in "so"
because she's "soooo happy." This is why everyone hates you, Julie.
#4
Julie had broken off her engagement.
Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
#5
10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie.
#6
BEDSIDE CONFESSION Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted: I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either.
#7
A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking.
Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th.
#8
I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features,
like 'Eats Her Feelings Julie' and 'Loves Abortions Brenda'.
#9
I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features,
like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Eats Her Feelings Julie'.
#10
NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick!
DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*
#11
What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?
They both made habits fashionable.
#12
At the end of camp Julie won the prize for neatest trunk.
Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'
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