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Jumping Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jumping jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Which film star is always jumping around the forest?
John Treevaulter.
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#2
What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?
hopscotts.
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#3
The only thing a woman wants jumping
out of a cake is another cake.
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#4
If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster,
check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions.
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#5
My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying
things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck
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#6
I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...
Perhaps calling it 'spastic on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...
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#7
Don't commit suicide by jumping off a building
or they might report it as a parkour accident.
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#8
Jumping Off A Building Two men, one black and one white, jump off a building, which one arrives first on the floor?
A: The white one. The black man was busy stealing the air conditioners.
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#9
What song people listen to while jumping off skyscrapers?
Let the bodies hit the floor by Drowning Pool.
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#10
Feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight.
Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell.
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#11
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma..
It's all good until you look down.
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#12
5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called
the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS
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#13
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction! !!!!
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#14
Why are you even asking me that mom.
I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that.
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#15
Jumping on a trampoline naked is an awesome way to
see the past, present and future of your body.
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#16
If I ever wanted to kill myself...
climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done.
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#17
How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling
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#18
[mom sneaks up & scares son; ruins coloring] Narrator: Does this happen to u?
Then u need... [cut to mom jumping on 1 foot & yelling] Legos
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#19
I will never go bungee jumping.
A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn't going to be the reason that I die.
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#20
If ex asks you to go bungee jumping remember, cord goes
around feet not neck, no matter what they tell you.
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