What Are Junk Jokes?
Junk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of junk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk?
Kid: At the Joke shop.
#2
Testicular cancer joke?
Testicular Cancer Society: Hi there, did you receive our email? Me: No... why? Testicular Cancer Society: Maybe you should check your junk.
#3
Oops!
I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it.
#4
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a homosexual?
One's crack is in a junkie and the other's junk is in a crack.
#5
My girlfriend is really into space...
So I've started calling my junk the "Pillar of Creation".
#6
I wish my cat would squirt me with the water
bottle when I go to eat junk food.
#7
Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident
who has to read every piece of junk mail.
#8
How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?
It squats down on a Triceratops.
#9
If by "junk in the trunk" you mean the untouched gym bag I store
there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk.
#10
My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for
the family because, "Everyone just eats it."
#11
Things a raccoon and I have in common: 1) Dark circles around the eyes.
2) Likes eating junk. 3) We're both cute but will kill you.
#12
Zombies..stay away from junk people or
you'll gain a shit-ton of weight.
#13
What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography?
A junk shop.
#14
I like my women like I like my corn.
On the cob, I mean on my junk, I mean I didn't think this joke through
#15
What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
#16
What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps?
Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)
#17
a bum came up to me once and said "sticking your junk
in the snow is what necrophilia feels like" ok
#18
Man I hate shower sex...
Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet.
#19
Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder?
He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday.
#20
MARRIAGE PROTIP - Guys, if you have a picture of your junk on your phone, you better be sure your wife has a copy of it on hers.
Good talk.
Why People Enjoy Junk Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and junk jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love junk jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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