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What Are Junkies Jokes?

Junkies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of junkies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Old junkies don't die,
they just withdraw.
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#2
The most offensive joke I know.
Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles? To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.
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#3
Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!
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#4
What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common?
They both inject a lot of cash into their ass.
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#5
What is a junkies favorite drink?
Hepsi
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#6
Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?
Because it is in tents
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#7
Pollen count so high, junkies are trying
to uncook their meth back to Sudafed.
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#8
Twitter: where 20-year standup comedy vets get out-funnyed by accountants,
college kids, junkies, & unemployed single moms on a daily basis.
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#9
Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love?
They tied the knot.
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#10
2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead
of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma..
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Our collection features 10 Junkies Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and junkies jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love junkies jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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