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Jupiter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jupiter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why is Jupiter both the favourite and most hated planet for Jews?
Favourite because **Jew**piter is the biggest planet in the solar system Hated because it's a gas planet
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#2
Why do Jews try avoiding Jewpiter?
Because its a gas planet! Its also why Hitlers gas bills were so high. *i intentionally said Jewpiter instead of Jupiter*
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#3
Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation.
When asked to comment Jupiter stated, "Oh, hell no."
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#4
I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft...
... but how did Juno about it?
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#5
Have you heard about the recent discovery about that moon of Jupiter?
Although it is very exciting, astronomers maintain that its Loki.
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#6
the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter
with one of their fireworks
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#7
Why don't Jews live on Jupiter?
Because its a gas planet!
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#8
What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune?
I can see Uranus from here.
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#9
NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year
journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus.
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#10
"Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"
"Because its a gas planet son"
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#11
CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt.
Who the f*ck does the world owe? Jupiter?
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#12
I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks...
...except "Drops of Jupiter". That one's ok.
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#13
Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party
But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
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#14
What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?
Did you planet?
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#15
People say drugs are bad, but I'm calling complete BS on that.
I've only been on meth for 20 minutes and I'm already the king of Jupiter.
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#16
They should call Jupiter JEWpiter
Because its a gas planet.
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#17
Jupit.
Jupiter. Jupitest.
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#18
Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off
the wing of the space shuttle.
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#19
Why don't Jews go to Jupiter?
Because it's a gas planet
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#20
*looks through telescope* *telescope thinks you're looking at him and
waves* *you wave at Jupiter behind* *telescope awkwardly lowers hand*
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