What Are Karen Jokes?
Karen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of karen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[counseling] She gets angry a lot "He took me camping and left me
in the middle of nowhere" YOU SAID YOU LIKED SURVIVOR, KAREN
#2
I'm ONLY remembering to drink fluids because you told me to.
NOT because fluids are literally the only thing you CAN drink, KAREN.
#3
[Date] Karen: "You okay?" Ian: "I'm undressing you in my mind" K: "Okay...
you look confused!" I: "I've never seen a bra strap like this"
#4
[Hot Wheels cars zooming through entire house] "I SWEAR TO GOD KAREN
IF YOU DISCONNECT ANY PART OF THIS TRACK I'M DIVORCING YOU"
#5
Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls
dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold
#6
"I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days.
I hope everything is OK." - no one, ever
#7
"Sexy role play..
I'll be a dentist." "I'm here for my appointment" "Did you book in with Karen first?" "No?" "Please leave, I'm very busy."
#8
*puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart
Karen "Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?" *Im in the bushes giggling*
#9
Great!
My hot neighbor Karen just saw me in the toilet paper aisle at the supermarket! Now she's gonna know I shit!
#10
"What's for dinner?" Updog & chips.
"Does updog have gluten in it?" No..wait..you're supposed to say... "You know I can't have gluten Karen"
#11
*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can!
Where did you get it?
#12
wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap?
me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen
#13
Karen on Facebook says, "2014 is going sooooo well!" Personally, I've already
fcuked up 2014, and a good chunk of 2015, so go fcuk yourself Karen.
#14
Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as
batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen
#15
[interrupts gf talking about her dream wedding] lol a horse drawn carriage?
"what's funny about that?" a horse can't hold a pencil karen
#16
What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?
"Stop being so elfish, Karen!"
#17
*gives gf a small gift wrapped box* "aww what's this, youre so sweet"
*opens it* "wait, is this my toothbrush?" YOU DONT LIVE HERE KAREN
#18
god: welcome to heaven, bob.
today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi
#19
Karen on Facebook says...
"Going to the dentist now. Hate having things put in my mouth!!! :(" That's probably why your husband left, Karen.
#20
A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but
it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again.
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