What Are Katy Jokes?
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#1
Drunk dude told me this at a party "Hey Katy, do you know what your Canadian
name is?" "Katy A." (Katy, eh) Maybe you would've had to have been there...
#2
Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?
Katy Perry
#3
I'd just like to say I called Katy Perry's popularity the first time I saw the "I Kissed a Girl" music video.
Also, I am tone deaf.
#4
So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry.
Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.
#5
The Katy Perry song that goes, "You're hot and you're
cold," was actually about a microwaveable burrito.
#6
Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween
party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries.
#7
Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick.
I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me.
#8
"How dare you accuse us of cheating?" said the Patriots, struggling to
get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on.
#9
Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up...
...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot.
#10
Just saw a magazine cover that said "Katy Perry is on fire" so I bought
it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit
#11
A funeral procession led by a woman and her pit bull.
There are TWO hearses. "The Widow" by Katy Franco [Joke-A-Tini]. Funny and fun to watch. http://youtu.be/2B7Acry2pms
#12
Katy Perry is what happens when
an emoji comes to life.
#13
Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person...
It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it.
#14
Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging
motion to Katy Perry's singing
#15
What's a lannister's favorite pop star?
Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
#16
A few years ago, Katy Perry came up to me at a party and whispered, "I want you
to pound my little asshole." "You're on." I narrowed my eyes, "Is he here?"
#17
Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans
so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.
#18
KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger?
NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb.
#19
I'll be coming into some money When
Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill
#20
"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white,
and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile
Why People Enjoy Katy Jokes
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