What Are Ken Jokes?
Ken Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ken jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo
#2
Why does Barbie never get pregnant........?
Because Ken came in another box
#3
Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken.
Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one.
#4
Did you hear about Divorced Barbie?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff. stolen from /u/LazzzyButtons
#5
James Bond walks into a bar...
James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I'm Ken. Chick Ken.
#6
Divorced barbie Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
A: All Ken's stuff
#7
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken always comes in a different box.
#8
Why is Barbie never pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
#9
Why can't Ken get Barbie pregnant?
He cums in another box
#10
Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?
Because Ken always came in another box.
#11
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye
right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately
#12
Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?
He's a chic Ken.
#13
I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)
#14
Why does Barbie hate Amazon?
because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
#15
If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll,
you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey.
#16
How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?
Give him test tickles.
#17
DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie?
A: All of Ken's stuff.
#18
Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss.
#19
Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in other boxes.
#20
Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff!
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