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#1
There once was a man from Kent...
Who's dick was so long that it bent To save him much trouble He put it in her double and instead of cumming, he went.
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#2
What's the difference between spider man and superman?
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
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#3
Superman graffitis a wall: "Batman is a moron" Batman
writes under that, "Superman is Clark Kent".
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#4
*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker?
You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?
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#5
Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me.
Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you? Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?
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#6
Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said
if it sells well he will write one about Kent too.
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#7
So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt?
I feel weird when I wear an undershirt.
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#8
Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's
glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building.
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#9
Superman: How'd you know?
Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you.
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#10
Clark Kent: How's your lunch?
Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man
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#11
[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses
off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!
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#12
*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose.
I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm
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#13
There once was a man from Kent, Whose cock was extraordinarily bent, To save
himself the trouble, He'd put it in double, And instead of coming he went.
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#14
Reporting on your own superheroic activity while in your secret identity as a reporter is an ethics violation, MR.
KENT.
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#15
What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
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#16
Clark Kent "I have a confession" Lois Lane "what is it?" *Clark removes
his glasses* Lois "Is it a bird?" Clark "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
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#17
Man of Steel question.
When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?
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#18
Superman can save the
world but Clark Kent
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#19
what does clark kent have for breakfast?
alter-eggos
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#20
WAITER: soup or salad?
CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it...
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