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Kills Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kills jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
They say alcohol kills people.
Lets not forget how many people were born because of it.
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#2
You know what I have found always kills the mood?
The noise from a rape alarm
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#3
Who is 50 feet tall, has a blue ox and kills co-eds?
Ted Bunyan.
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#4
That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on the bed
and it bounces off 3 walls, breaks 2 lamps and kills a cat...
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#5
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine,
I'm the healthiest mofo on this planet.
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#6
[travels back in time] [accidentally
kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]
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#7
You know what kills me?
Weapons.
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#8
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately
it kills all its pupils.
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#9
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything.
Ever.
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#10
A man breaks into a pharmacy and kills the pharmacists...
He then steals as much medicine as he can carry and runs off. Police say it was the first known case of a modern day pillage.
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#11
What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust.
I'm not proud of myself.
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#12
Why did the redditor make the post ?
To KILL THE JOKE EXPLAIN BOT that kills every joke. If you don't get the joke that's your problem! We don't need a bot. Fuck you joke bot
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#13
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a?
small medium at large.
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#14
Black man kills conservative politician!
The final Fox News spin on Osama's death.
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#15
[Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group
of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod
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#16
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it
never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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#17
People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......" .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)
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#18
A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids.
Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?
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#19
What's it called when a cow kills itself?
Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave...
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#20
Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever
or until she kills you, whichever comes first
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