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Kilo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kilo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Not paying more than $2,000 a kilo.
And can we stop communicating through Twitter? I feel like these DM's are going to go public someday.
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#2
WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME:
WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool
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#3
My work fired me for only losing a kilo!
It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures...
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#4
What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?
2 kilo mockingbirds
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#5
After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds.
Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo.
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#6
Don't judge women by kilos, and you
won't be judged by centimeters.
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#7
A man walks into a grocery store.
Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, "we call them kilos over here." The man replies "fine, a pound of kilos then."
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#8
To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're
fat, that is so female...
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#9
"Can I have a pound of onions please." "Sorry sir, it's kilos
these days." "oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please."
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#10
One gypsy says to another...
Back in the day, when I was young, my mother would give me 1 dollar and I would get 2 bottles of milk, 2 breads, 5 kilos of meat... and now..cameras everywhere...
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#11
Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we
have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?
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#12
What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.
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#13
"Honey, wouldn't you like to go back to the 60s?" "Of course not!
I like today's technology too much." "But honey I'm talking about kilos you fat cow"
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#14
Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk
veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur.
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#15
"Operator, run this licence plate please Echo Alpha Tango Alpha Delta
India Charlie Kilo" - Me, if I was a cop on the day I got fired.
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#16
[1st date] HER: I'm such a nerd!
I love when a guy talks sciency HIM: Oh haha [to waiter] A salad with umm *sweating* kilo-island dressing
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#17
New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show.
Two and a half kilos.
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#18
How much is the price of sex in New Zealand?
About $20 a kilo.
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#19
My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta..
..but I say it was worth every penne.
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#20
Did you guys know that my son is a really big star?
Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.
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