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#1
What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?
Kim Jong-Deux.
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#2
The scariest Halloween costume this year will be 'sexy' Kim Davis...
Glasses, Crystal Gayle wig, and an ugly blue jumper with nothing underneath.
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#3
Kanye West must feel very conflicted right now.
He's excited Kim is pregnant, but deep down he knows Beyonce had the best baby of all time.
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#4
What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian?
The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
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#5
Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis found in contempt of court and taken into custody...
...making it the first time a public sector employee has gotten in trouble for not doing their job.
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#6
Kim Davis says war has been declared on traditional marriage.
Still unclear is which of her four marriages is under attack.
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#7
A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is an unfit leader...
but I ran a half marathon alongside him, and he finished in a pretty respectable time
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#8
KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what?
M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think
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#9
A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian?
Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?
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#10
What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?
The Dear Reader.
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#11
I can't wait for Kim Kardashian
to get old
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#12
I think between the two of them, Kim & Kanye
had enough money for a box of condoms.
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#13
North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North
Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux.
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#14
Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for
North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong.
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#15
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one.
What is it? Last Names
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#16
"Kim Jong Il dies at 69." That's how I'd like to go.
With wet balls and a face full of cunt.
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#17
How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?
"Dear Reader"
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#18
How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?
Because she already has 315 degrees.
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#19
Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I
think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that.
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#20
What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?
No Seoul.
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